Top 10 Positive Things About The Greek Bailout

  1. Free grecian formula for all
  2. Doing it ‘Greek Style’ now involves rioting
  3. First step in destroying the EU and the Euro
  4. Vacationing in Europe suddenly affordable
  5. Productivity of striking Greek workers not much different than usual
  6. Irony of the current biggest failing state bailing out the former seat of the Roman empire lost on most
  7. Turns the IMF into a leg breaking loan shark scapegoat
  8. Gap between ‘haves’ and ‘have-nots’ getting smaller
  9. Giving investors who missed the rally another chance to buy at low prices
  10. Money given to Europe can be given back when the US needs bailed out in a few years.